Small kentuts.

Ah Moi have decided to set up a charity fund. It's called the:

"Nat's Holiday Funds" aka N.H.F.

I'm not kidding. Please take me seriously... T.T

Monday, August 30, 2010

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore



The only reason why I'm giving up my precious afternoon is to write this post so I can watch the above movie for free.

(*Warning: due to extreme sleepiness, I can haz broken Engrand)

Its my first time writing a blog post to earn myself free tickets to a movie screening. So bear with me and my incoherent writing from this point on (I'm actually pretty excited :D ).

I saw the trailer for the movie, and the first thing that came to mind was... MY DOGS (or at least that's what I tell ppl they are). I have 3 of them.

-Cody the Shihtzu-



-Fido the Jack Russell-



-Hugo the English bulldog-


How I wish my dogs can do half of what the dogs in the trailer can do. Then they'll be so smart I can just goreng my maid and ask them to do housework for me. They'll be natural born superheroes, all out to save the world from ONE crazy cat, or in my case... ALL cats (I hate cats religiously).

Unfortunately, all that they know how to do is to...

1. Chew on my underwear...

Somemore must only be thongs & g-strings. High maintenance.


2. Chew on rubber chicken...

(-__-) & (0.O")


3. Lick their balls

(In Cody's case, it's singular, because he only has one. Poor thing, it explains his gay-ness)...


4. Pee on tyres...

"Don't take picture la, I shy okey. My pee wong-kam-kam cuz I don't drink water"


At one time, my bulldog thought he was a squirrel and tried climbing a tree.

My Jack Russell is supposed to be the fierce one guarding the house, but instead likes rolling over at the sight of any human being.

The Shihtzu, tak payah cakap. He acts like he's the king of the house and wants his pellets to be fed to him one by one.

Epic phail, how to save the world liddat?

Anyways, that being said... I LOVEEEEE my dogs no matter how weird they are. And truth be told, if they're half as intelligent as the dogs are in the trailer, I'd be quite freaked out. So I love them just as they are. Clumsy, silly and ADORABLE :D

And now, I have something to look forward to. A movie on Wednesday night!!!!!! *kao tim/brush hands*

Oh and EVO said I must thank Adverlets in the post...

So yea... thank you/xie xie/mm koi/terima kasih/gracias. I is thankful & happy. Really wan.

I ciao first,
Ah Moi

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Good things return with a BANG.

I know. My blog's dead. And someone reminded me of it today at work. *sheepish smile*

When asked why I have given up blogging the past few months, my instant reply was... "NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPENED OSO". But upon closer inspection, LOTS have been happening, but words are probably not enough to describe them in full detail (good excuse to cover up my lazy ass).

See, I just sounded so boring explaning my laziness. The blogging magic has truly left me for good.

***

I've been indulging in some (ok, lots of) salsa for the past 3 months.

Not to mention how shamefully hooked I am to "lao zhap" bachata. And btw, Lao Zhap= Juice Meleleh, which if you ask me, sounds DAMN wrong on so many levels... but then again, the term originated from Jason Tan himself. So it's self-explanatory :D .

After all, he was the one who Lao Zhap Bachata-ed in Vietnam until underwear basah. *hides from Jason*

My first time Salsa-ing with "jilo" experience. I was hooked on the spot.



Super cool (in a not so good way) guy who's ALWAYS in his element. Dances with his eyes closed all the time I feel so un-look-ed at. CIZ.




Andy & I with our signature pose, which we decided, we need to grow out of.




Lao zhap-ing with Jason for his XX-th birthday


Newbie (like ME) James who's actually PRETTY good.

And yesterday, we had our first assessment for our Salsa Beginners class, and yours truly got FULL MARKS!

But then again, I think it's actually quite common and not really a biggie when it comes to that lar <-- must pretend modest later ppl say I like to blow water/chui sui/talk big/cakap besar.

I'm seriously looking forward to starting pre-Intermediate next week. I wanna learn Shines!! Just so I won't look so bodoh standing there and mambo-ing while the guy starts doing his thing and out-Shining me. Kenot take it. Bwahahaha.

***

And my boyfriend flew all the way back and surprised the hell out of me!!! :D

Most romantis thing anyone has done for me in a long while. But that deserves a blog post all on its own, so I'm gonna stop talking about this here :)

***

My colleagues and I went on a company trip to Medan. The city has got nothing to shout about, but once you travel out to the kampung area into Lake Toba and the other highland area, its REALLY nice and serene. Something I can live with considering the chaos I have to put up with at work everyday *nurses scratched arm and bite marks*

The happy KG family :D



From Hotel Danau Toba @ Lake Toba. Beautiful view and awesome fresh air to wake up to.




Cruising the lake toba. (L-R: Next Door Ah Moi, Big Boss, Frontdesk KL, KL Technician, PENANG Technician)




The Batak ppl who serenaded us with some lovely local tunes but later tried extorting us to pay for their half-boiled talents. Gave them M'sian currency and they asked for USD -__-



At Samosir Island (the island within Lake Toba which is in fact, a crater. How boomz!)



Perfect place to buy souvenirs. I will return one day, and actually REMEMBER to get them :P


View from our boat. Totally peaceful.


Docked at another part of Samosir Island.



Yes, they're wooden boobies. Touch for goodluck wtf.




Intricate carvings.

Sorry, but I gotta abruptly end this post because my it's time for supper and nth is more important than that.

To be continued tmrw (we all know that's not gonna happen).

Baibai.
I ciao first,
Ah Moi