Small kentuts.

Ah Moi have decided to set up a charity fund. It's called the:

"Nat's Holiday Funds" aka N.H.F.

I'm not kidding. Please take me seriously... T.T

Monday, August 30, 2010

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore



The only reason why I'm giving up my precious afternoon is to write this post so I can watch the above movie for free.

(*Warning: due to extreme sleepiness, I can haz broken Engrand)

Its my first time writing a blog post to earn myself free tickets to a movie screening. So bear with me and my incoherent writing from this point on (I'm actually pretty excited :D ).

I saw the trailer for the movie, and the first thing that came to mind was... MY DOGS (or at least that's what I tell ppl they are). I have 3 of them.

-Cody the Shihtzu-



-Fido the Jack Russell-



-Hugo the English bulldog-


How I wish my dogs can do half of what the dogs in the trailer can do. Then they'll be so smart I can just goreng my maid and ask them to do housework for me. They'll be natural born superheroes, all out to save the world from ONE crazy cat, or in my case... ALL cats (I hate cats religiously).

Unfortunately, all that they know how to do is to...

1. Chew on my underwear...

Somemore must only be thongs & g-strings. High maintenance.


2. Chew on rubber chicken...

(-__-) & (0.O")


3. Lick their balls

(In Cody's case, it's singular, because he only has one. Poor thing, it explains his gay-ness)...


4. Pee on tyres...

"Don't take picture la, I shy okey. My pee wong-kam-kam cuz I don't drink water"


At one time, my bulldog thought he was a squirrel and tried climbing a tree.

My Jack Russell is supposed to be the fierce one guarding the house, but instead likes rolling over at the sight of any human being.

The Shihtzu, tak payah cakap. He acts like he's the king of the house and wants his pellets to be fed to him one by one.

Epic phail, how to save the world liddat?

Anyways, that being said... I LOVEEEEE my dogs no matter how weird they are. And truth be told, if they're half as intelligent as the dogs are in the trailer, I'd be quite freaked out. So I love them just as they are. Clumsy, silly and ADORABLE :D

And now, I have something to look forward to. A movie on Wednesday night!!!!!! *kao tim/brush hands*

Oh and EVO said I must thank Adverlets in the post...

So yea... thank you/xie xie/mm koi/terima kasih/gracias. I is thankful & happy. Really wan.

I ciao first,
Ah Moi

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